Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Spruce

A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.

After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.

by MrMan2000 June 16, 2019

Spruce

Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)

"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."

by Diego June 23, 2003

Splube

A spliff containing a mixture of marijuana, pubes and tobacco. A combination of the words 'Spliff' and 'Pubes'

Dude, look at him smoking a splube!

by heyheyhey:P September 6, 2011

spruce moose

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006

Strube

Whilst searching for your favorite videos on the YouTube, a new video peeks your interest under "suggested videos" you decide to click and watch, and before you know it 4 hours have passed and your watching llama attacks when you started with "The Baddest" by Krispy Kreme.

A combination of "Streak" and "YouTube." Commonly used among lazy adolescence

Guy 1: What'd you do last night man?

Guy 2: I strubed so hard my eyes started to hurt!

by A-Bone Capone October 21, 2013

spruce

someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!

omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty

by Scrote Bag June 9, 2003