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The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.
Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky
by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010
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shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth
OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?
by Me mum September 5, 2016
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Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading
My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading
by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020
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Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.
The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.
by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018
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Whore spreading

She's whore spreading the whole table!
by tycpbdg September 12, 2019
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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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