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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing
I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.
by Urban for life June 27, 2018
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Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019
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Leg spreader

A whore who can't stop fucking, always female. I'm not joking she never stops
by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021
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Voyage of the Yawn Spreader

a. The event following a particularly contagious yawn, in which all persons in the vicinity cannot resist yawning themselves.

b. A phrase used in reaction to a boring speech, lecture, or conversation.
Sean passed his yawn to everyone in the freaking room just because he stayed out too late last night. It was like the fucking Voyage of the Yawn Spreader in there.

Don't even think about taking Jefferson's Public Administration class. It's just another Voyage of the Yawn Spreader. Everyone falls asleep within the first ten minutes.
by Alastairmaster June 20, 2011
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Young Ass Spreader

A person who is very cool and spreads ass, hence the name, ‘Young Ass Spreader’.
Wow, that guy John is a Young Ass Spreader
by method_ February 7, 2022
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