conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

Sludging

The oh-so-lovely process that sometimes occurs in females about 2 weeks after their periods, in which left overs from the previous period leak out. A sludgy, dark-brown discharge leaks from the vagina and frequently stains underwear; making them look suspiciously shit-stained. Though the flow is not as heavy as a regular period, it is still damn annoying.

I had to go out and buy new underwear because they were stained from all the sludging yesterday.

by kulamur June 4, 2010

Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

Slurking

When someone slithers and lurks

Look at that nibba slurking

by Clout Up October 20, 2017

slugging

The act of vaginal penetration whilst inebriated and unable to sustain a full erection.

A stubborn attempt at sexual intercourse whilst physically unable to satisfy either party due to an excessive amount of alcohol consumed. Specifically resulting in a less than fully erect penis being forced uncomfortably into the intended recipient, 'like a slug'.

'man, i was with this steaming chick last night but i was so drunk i ended up slugging her.'

'this guy the other night was slugging me for about an hour before i made him stop, it was so disappointing'

'i don't really know what happened, i think we had sex but its more likely that i just slugged her.'

by drunksexisbad December 2, 2009

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

splunking

When 1+N people are in the piledriver position (forward or reverse) lined up in a row and the male moves between asses dropping his cock into the persons ass.

I had these bitches lined up on my bed upside down in a reverse piledriver and I went for a splunking run and left myself all over the last girls face and chest.

by #java October 4, 2006