Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

sploof

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

by Roxas November 29, 2006

sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007

Sploof

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

by Fannni February 22, 2011

sploof

Sploof (Noun)

1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.

2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.

WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?

by Magichound July 20, 2004

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004