splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

sibbing

when a clown laughs too hard and nearly chokes on their own laughter.

discord member 1: *funny joke*
discord member 2: IM LITERALLY SIBBING 😂😂😂
discord member 1: what

by scumbyisgreat September 10, 2020

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020

Slobbing on my knob

The phrase "slobbing on my knob" is another definition for meat rider, it is used when the person has been meat riding for quite a while.

Owen was talking about how Angel is very good looking for the past 40 minutes

"Buddy you are slobbing on my knob right now"

by critz20 April 15, 2023