splerch

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

splarf

it means to cum or ejaculate

Hold on i am about to splarf.

by varooka May 18, 2009

Splurf

the act of farting out of your dick

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!

by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011

spleef

The act of improving on what once needed improvement.

Wow that looked like shit before I totally spleefed it out.

by Steve115 December 10, 2006

spleef

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by meech May 4, 2003

Splert

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.

Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008

spleefer

Someone who uses there shovel to kill you in minecraft

Bob- wanna play minecraft?
Sam- No you always spleef on me
Bob- I swear to God, I'm not a spleefer

by Darkfair June 16, 2014