skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.

Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*

by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005

Shipping

This is most ofter used on tumblr by fandoms. Fandoms will ship everything and anything. Shipping comes from the word relationSHIP. Basically it is when you want a fictional character, real-life person, or cartoon people to be together. People often write fanfictions about their favorite ship, called their OTP.

Person 1: Wow I totally ship michellie!!
Person 2: OH MY GOD NO I SHIP DELLIE!!
Person 3: wait how can you ship a person isn't that illegal to send them with UPS or something?
Person 2: No i want them as a couple. It's called Shipping.

by npts December 11, 2012

Anti-shipping

When someone is against other people shipping a fictional couple because they personally dislike it.

Believing other people shouldn't enjoy a certain pairing and actively demanding those people to stop shipping it, generally involving morals as a reason to why they don't like the pairing and nobody else should.

Person 1: The other day an anti harassed me because they found out I ship Sylvie and Loki.

Person 2: Ugh, anti-shipping is so dumb. Why do you care that I like something that you don't? They're so childish.

by bluelipstik November 10, 2021

skipping

the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.

See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."

by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007

Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

slippin' on my pimpin'

essentially meaning to fuck up

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'

by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018

traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).

“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”

by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023