sirculation

Refers to how well male humans get around and effectively mix wif da ladies.

Not too many areas have an abundance of lonesome gals, so it appears dat da sirculation is just fine in most regions of da world.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

spituation

when u have no lube so u use spit

therefore your in a spituation

there’s no lube ben looks like we in a spituation

by Succ ess October 11, 2022

sculation

Someone who just goes crazy at every instance, they're most likely extremely tall, or taller than most of their age group. They're also most likely chinese, because the name sculation derives from the qing dynasty.

"Sculation is so sexy!"
"OMG! Sculation is so tall, I bet he could dominate me!"
"Gosh darn, Sculation rejected me, my life is now over."

by Nancy ASS October 13, 2022

specubation

When you are so bullish on a stock that you have gone all in on, you think that it might go up 10x to 15x in one year

It might be specubation, but it's possible my investment in Tesla could go up 10-15 times next year

by King Kong Godzilla October 27, 2023

spinflation

when something increases in size when it spins - i.e. a dress that goes out when you twirl. tires work with reverse spinflation.

that is a spinflation dress

by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023

stipulationship

A relationship, usually a business one, that relies conditionally on either side fulfilling something for the other (I.e. stipulations). A relationship relying not on love or friendship, but rather on favors or bribes.

My boss doesn’t really care about me. We sort of have a stipulationship.

by Sah February 25, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024