SpeedySnail

A weirdeo
Who skips class to eat snacks and gets bad grades

He is such a speedysnail

by Geniusly stupid but still cool April 8, 2022

Speedy McJesus

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.

Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.

by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011

Speedy McGribble

In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.

You've been Speedy McGribbled!

by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011

speedy petey

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.

I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"

by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017

speedymccool

SpeedyMcCool
(Noun)
People that spend their entire life being hardstuck in Silver and maining ekko

"Dude! You're so bad at this game! Are you a speedymccool?"

by HeimerMain October 19, 2017

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018