Spazz Douche

An extremely ignorant person.

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.

by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012

Spazz

leave. dip.

person 1- aye bro im boutta spazz
person 2- bet bro take care!

by ElChuyLoko January 11, 2022

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Spazzed

When someone gets masturbated to while they are in a coma.

Did you hear about that poor German immigrant? She got spazzed by some weirdo in a propeller hat.

by $WagMessi@h October 11, 2024

Spazz

It means glamorous or elegant courage or character, basically if you have spazz you're the shit. It's a blend of spunk and pizzazz

She doesn't have the spazz to block him else she'd have done it ages ago.

by amethyst01 September 1, 2023

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

spazz

1. the action of losing your shit at someone
2. a person who acts in a retarded manner

1. "my mum had a total spazz last night when i wouldn't wash the dishes"

2. "i heard old mate damo licked a dunny for five bucks last night, what a spazz!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017