Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Spazz Douche

An extremely ignorant person.

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.

by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012

Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

be spazzing

When a mf be tweakin on shit

Or just be spazzing in the bitch

Damn that mf be spazzing on that dude

He shouldn't have been talking all that shit, for real.

by Northwestpapi November 7, 2020

Spazzed

When someone gets masturbated to while they are in a coma.

Did you hear about that poor German immigrant? She got spazzed by some weirdo in a propeller hat.

by $WagMessi@h October 11, 2024

Spazz

When someone hits that ho in a tiktok dance

“Damn u spazzed on this”
Kill yourself

by BigMeatFrank July 30, 2022

spazz bag

A weirdo

Dude you're a fucking spazz bag

by Purple fish July 18, 2017