Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

spatulaspanky

A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!

"OMG, cailey is that Spatulaspanky?!?"

by Loosechromosome January 26, 2019

Saturated spam

A nasty way to say we got beef

Yo bro we got saturated spam

by Summa44 April 22, 2019

Saturated spam

A nasty way to say we got beef

Yo bro we got saturated spam

by Summa44 April 22, 2019

Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.

Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.

by black2pac March 26, 2021

spatulari$ing

To overthink and/or become overly concern about the small details.

Stop spatulari$ing, you’re worrying about things that don’t matter.

by Mcalex February 4, 2023

spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003