spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014

swasticool

When neo-nazi's think something is cool

Dude, this facist government is swasticool

by HAWKSDUDE81 October 12, 2017

Spaniconda

The spaniconda is an adjective used for describing a deep sexy male spanish accent or people known as "Chad's ". the spaniconda can be found in only a few modern people the main example is Antonio Banderez.

old man : my son ,with great heritage comes ridiculous powers.
grandson: like what pops
*old man pats his grandkids head*
grandpa: it can be anything from a ridiculous moustache , a mounties uniform, or the spaniconda.

by CaptainCox August 30, 2018

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Spation

Cool/Clean/Fire/Lit Means Something Is Really Good-Looking

"You Got Some Clean Ass Shoes"
I Know These Some Spation Right?
Ay Look At That Guy Over There!
"I Know He Got No Spation Fr"

by 7771 July 4, 2023

cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021