ace of spade

Is a Champagne made by Armand de Brignac. Jaz Z is making it very popular since he no longer supports Cristal. "Ace of Spade" will be available in the US in December of 2006.

"Gold bottles of that ace of spade."

by Bmore-Harlem November 11, 2006

call a spade a spade

to expose somebody 4 wat dey are when every one else is too scared to.

"And I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is"- Jay-Z Blueprint 2

by m - 16 January 17, 2008

David Spade

A prime reason why sarcasm should be elevated into an exqusite art form!

A true comedy legend

by KK December 30, 2004

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

Kate Spade Tin

The underqualified Member of Parliment in Singapore, Tin Pei Ling who was made infamous not just by her spewing nonsense, but her imatured photo with a Kate Spade present.Later on during the General Election, allegedly flout the regulations but got let off with an insincere apology and pushed the blame to her friend, Denise He. The term refers to an irresponsible and annoying person who is much hated by the public.

Dont be like Kate Spade Tin! You should be more responsible for your actions instead of blaming your co-workers.

by democracy for sg October 21, 2011

Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.

As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"

by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011

david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.

That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.

by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006