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Spack

absolute dickhead spasticated fucking midget wanker
When Lorenzo forgets the crisps when camping, Lorenzo is a spack.
by Kdawggi August 3, 2019
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Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.
Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window
by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020
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Spack

A general smattering of things spread about, could be loose buds in tobacco, could be a bunch rice spilt on a kitchen bench.

Spacky to be spread out and not as good as it could be
Someone asks for a ciggie and you warn them "there's scattered spack in there watch out"

"The plums on the trees are a bit spacky this year" - there's not many plums on the tree this year
by anonymous December 22, 2023
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Spack Chat

A popular Social Media/direct-messaging platform mostly used by Teens and young adults (and Spacks!)
"Jessica has aired me for 3 days now on Spack Chat!"
by Jack Spank9049 September 11, 2023
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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
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Spack

a term used for someone who is dumb
Did you see isaac today in maths? He was being a right spack
by Babyssscar December 8, 2020
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Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
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