Spa Lord

A gentleman that frequents rub and tug parlours until he bankrupts himself.

Did you see that spa lord he has been wanked to the last dollar!

by TheRealSlimSlippery73 September 9, 2022

Spa Yoda

A highly skilled and experienced spa therapist or practitioner who is regarded as a master in the art of wellness and relaxation. This individual is known for their intuitive and wise approach to healing, drawing on ancient traditions and modern techniques to provide clients with a unique and transformative spa experience. The term "Spa Yoda" may also refer to a spa or wellness center that embodies the same principles of mindfulness, balance, and rejuvenation, offering a range of services and treatments designed to promote physical, mental, and spiritual well-being.

Example 1: “I always make sure to book an appointment with my favorite Spa Yoda whenever I need to de-stress and unwind!”

Example 2: “The new wellness center in town is being dubbed the "Spa Yoda" of the area for its focus on holistic healing and personalized care.”

by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023

Day Spa

Sexual move where the male gives the female a facial, then performs a mud bath on their chest.

Man, the other day in the bed room, I took my girlfriend to the day spa!

by Myke79 October 26, 2005

spa-cookie

When a group of men (4-10) masturbate on a cookie, and the last man to finish wins(or loses, pending your orientation)...and gets to eat the cookie...

circle jerk spa-cookie

by wicked ass white boy February 26, 2009

droitwich spa

poo - a load of

I have just stepped in a droitwich spa

by bernmog July 22, 2014

Danish spa

Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.

" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"

by Evils September 14, 2006

balston spa

Where the word "white trash" derives from. Kids in Ballston Spa are some of the worst dressed people in New York. They usually get all their cloths at the Salvation Army or from dumpsters. The people who live there are very loud and obnoxious, they get pissed off over the smallest things. People in Ballston Spa also think their tuff; they will try to scare you by yelling and getting in your face. In actuality they are pussies and run from fights when it comes down to it. If you ever have the unfortunate opportunity to meet anyone from Ballston go up to them and tell them that they are “white trash” and that they should move and change their identity.

-A person in Ballston Spa can be found drinking a bottle of Barton's on a street corner on a Tuesday afternoon because they are such white trash.

by Rick Ryan May 24, 2005