sorrriiieee

a fake apology with no real sense of remorse attached to it. the word is used by a member of society whose strange behavior speaks louder than words, yet when he speaks he cannot express himself in a sincere manner. his apology is often unwarranted and unnecessary thus creating a moment of awkwardness that is excruciating and inescapable.

John: I know it's raining pretty hard outside but we're going to let you use the new softballs"
Sweetser: Oh, no! Your ball is gonna get all wet...sorrriiieee!

by Lobster Bob Dogg May 10, 2010

Sorry dog

To wipe ones bare behind over someone else's pillow or bed linens, typicall without the other person's knowledge.

John broke into Bill's room and sorry dogged his pillow.

by Toddman18 October 2, 2011

sorryo

combination of "sorry" + "yo/no"

A: Ya got any weed?

B: sorryo bro

by EuropeanRando August 18, 2021

Netflix and Sorrow

The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.

I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.

by BShan April 22, 2016

sorry dude, im not into pokemon

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.

Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011

Sorry

1. To appologize for behaviors or actions that may have hurt another person.
2. The state of being worthless, or poor in quality.
3. The idea that there is more than one person responsible for dramas past, yet only one takes the blame.

1. I am sorry for the way things went four years ago, but now it is time to move on.

2. It is a sorry day when you cannot get over something that cannot be changed, and are unwilling to accept the graciousness offered to you as a person today, regardless of past.

3. I have never heard "I am sorry" from you for the past, yet I have offered you "I am sorry" regardless of blame, regardless of consequence.

by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006

sorry caps

By default this phrase is meant to be used in a nice way, as an excuse for unintentionally writing a whole sentence with Caps Lock on any chat. The person hits enter , without checking the written and notices that only after. Then he turns Caps Lock off and excuses for his ignorance.

Lately this excuse has been over-taken by retards and used right after the sentence, neglecting the ability to correct the sentence (delete and rewrite it). In many cases this 'excuse' is in caps also.

Marowit: SO YOU GOT A NEW CELL, I UNDERSTAND?
Marowit: sorry caps :/

-or-

xXx~|Sephiroxxoroorz|~xXx: HOW DO I USE IT I DONT UNDERSTAND, HALP ME PLX!!! SORRY CAPS!!!1

by Marowit August 3, 2007