Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

poke sallet

The term poke sallet is an old Southern term for the cooked young leaves of the poke weed. Sallet comes from Middle English and refers to a mess (another Old or Middle English term) of greens cooked until tender. The term Polk Salad is a gentrified way of referring to poke sallet, and I'm afraid it reflects our inferiority complex when it comes to standing up for our Southern terminology. We are not making a mush of Polk Salad; actually, we are being true to our English ancestors who settled here a long time ago.

Some folks around here always add a little molasses and fatback to the water when they cook their poke sallet. That's the traditional way.

Don't you just love Tony Joe White's song Poke Sallet Annie?

by Flem Snopes August 5, 2008

Soldering Iron

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken

Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010

Sole mate

a retards spelling of soul mates

Girl: I think your my sole mate!
Boy: God I hope not, you cant even spell it right. Its S-O-U-L mate.

by spock <3 <3 June 7, 2009

soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

by slickrikki January 5, 2008