Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

solar cooker

Reflective disks that use the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

Look up Solar cooker on the internet.

by Benjamin Nieuwsma February 23, 2005

solar rip

rippin a bowl with a magnifying glass

way better

the sun was shining nice...so i got out the magnifying glass and took some solar rip s of a nice bud of some sourD in the pipe...shit burnt for like 12 rips yo

by jonesinj December 7, 2010

Solar Eclipse

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.

by foogama March 6, 2008

solar panel

Bald Spot on the top of a middle aged man's head

Wow, when did Tom get that solar panel

by slabie April 29, 2009

Solar Eclipse

She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.

A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!

by -SGplayzstation November 20, 2022