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Martinelli Shower

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.
by Birgeneau May 7, 2010
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brooklyn shower

When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.
Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.
by peterdavis666 September 8, 2013
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A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.
This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...
by Alex Largo August 19, 2016
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Showerlette

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.
person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.
by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009
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navy shower

When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.
I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!
by LLots June 18, 2006
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Sandusky shower

When a grown man of some stature lures an underage boy into a lockeroom shower with him for some educational one on one time.
Yesterday I walked in on the coach having a sandusky shower with a young boy.
by vrug November 9, 2011
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Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz
Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-
by will6252 September 30, 2008
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