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King Soopers

A division of Kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. They also are known to disregard statements such as "I can't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, because I have classes (classes can be replaced with "Practice", "Homework", or "An event to go to I told you about 2 months in advance")."

Also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour long smoke breaks...8 times a day.
Me: I used to work for King Soopers.
Person: They sure do love anal shafting huh?
Me: Yes.
by Teabaggist December 13, 2008
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snoopervising

Accessing and monitoring communications and/or travels of another, typically a spouse or significant other.
Snoopervising includes breaking into personal email; searching computer use history; reviewing phone logs, SMS and MMS; checking car mileage in relation to stated travel plans; and other investigative actions.
by jlgbvh March 2, 2010
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Snowperbole

The threat-level red panic and labeling of natural weather patterns as "snowpocalypse" and "SnowMFG" followed by preemptive school/office closing for a storm that, in actuality, produced 4 inches of accumulation.
Thanks to Bloomberg's snowperbole we don't have work today.
by delightful_sin February 10, 2010
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SOOOPER

Sooper is a mood. Like when you are high on shrooms and run around naked through your house. Thats a Sooper.
Damn!! I feel like SOOOPER today! About to simp on anyone anywhere.
by Jayxcray October 5, 2020
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Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.
T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks
by who'sfat? April 29, 2006
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cum snooter

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.
"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.
by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009
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