Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008

Mega Snigglet

A snigglet consisting of four words instead of two. Ex: tabroundable (tall, brown, round, table), thitetoputer (thin, white, desktop, computer), ballspiveuilding (big, tall, expensive, building)

There I was walking down the lackphaload {long, black, asphalt, road}. Hey, that's a mega snigglet!

by kjley October 19, 2009

sniggler

A snuggler under the covers, but also a horse whisperer.

When going west, with a surfboard on the top of your car, remember the sniggler and plant some papayas along the way.

by Commitment Elvis March 4, 2009

Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.

Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!

by Fransuti May 9, 2020

snigglepuff

another word for cigarrette or the act of smoking a cigarrette

Dude you got any snigglepuffs left, cuz i'm all out? (noun)
You should quit snigglepuffing man, it's not good for you. (verb)

by Schubes November 11, 2004

sniggles

word used instead of giggles...like...snigger and giggle in one! So...Sniggles!

Hannah: hehe
Dani: *sniggles*

by Hannah!! January 23, 2005