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by Weil July 11, 2020
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Oh Snapple!

The Term "Oh Snapple!" Is An Exclamatory Phrase;A Playful Indication Of Surprise, Misfortune, Or Insult. The Term Derives From The Phrase "Oh Snap". The Origin Of The Word Is Random. The Term Was Invented At Hanna High School In Brownsville, Texas By Stephanie. See OH SNAP,Also Holy Shit
David: Oh What The Whale,Look At Perla's Fat!
Stephanie: Oh Snapple! She's Got Laura's Syndrome!
by David Gonzalez January 17, 2006
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snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap
real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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SnapperDoodle

A woman's vagina..
A pussy,
A cunt,
snickerpie,
muffbasket,
whiskerbiscuit,
also known as the forbidden fruit.
*Gets a nudie pic from a chic*
"Yo Freddy, check out this bitch's snapperdoodle!"

Christina had a very nice lookin snapperdoodle, however, Becky did not..

After Jimmy munched on Sarah's snapperdoodle, he developed what appeared to be cold sores on his lips!

"Hey Tasha, can I cockadoodle goo your snapperdoodle doo?"

As Larry laid dying in a hospital bed, a nurse asked if there was anything she could do to make him feel more comfortable. Larry motioned her over. She approached him seductively and he whispered something. She leaned closer to hear and purposely grazed her perky tits on his chest as she put her ear close to his mouth. Larry slowly brushed the hair behind her ear, gently caressing her. He grabbed her by the back of the neck,sucked and licked her ear and smacked her hard on the ass, grasping a firm grip. Not letting go he shouted, " Hot Damn! I was born by the snapperdoodle, and I'm wanna die by the snapperdoodle!!"
by thepickledickedwitchdoctor August 23, 2017
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bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'
*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"
by rattyonce November 21, 2016
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