Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.

John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Bone Snaffler

Bone Snaffler: When someone rails a line of coke of a guy's dick.

"Hey, where's gary?
Oh shit, look, he's over there giving that guy a bone snaffler."

by Notan Drew December 14, 2008

Claire Saffitz

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen

"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."

by DaiPhi December 7, 2019

scaff

Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.

(2) A friendly informal name between friends.

(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.

verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.


Also:

Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.

Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"

Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"

Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"

Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"

Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."

by McDee August 13, 2004

scaff

Someone who is dirty or just downright filthy looking

Ew John is such a scaff

by TeeFritz November 23, 2010

Saff

Saff, is an absolute goddess. Has one of the best figures, massive boobs, massive arse, flat stomach, long skinny legs, absolutely everything you could ever want appearance-wise. A very kind hearted person, but has been through a lot but she hides it with a smile. Funny, smart, bubbly , loud but in a very loveable way. Is also very aggressive when she needs to be, and especially cares about those around her. Typically puts herself before others but nobody realises and often tries to make everyone else happy except herself. Overall Saff is insanely fit, and a good person deep down.

Matt : woah, look at Saff tonight, I would definitely bang her anyday!
Alex : same mate

by Alex Martin. November 29, 2018

Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 5, 2003