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Scaffold 

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.
John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.
Scaffold by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Scaffold 

A temporary elevated work platform used to safely complete a task, which is installed by a competent Scaffolder. There are six types of scaffolding: wood-pole,Tube and Clamp, system, welded tubular frame, rolling, and suspended.

A scaffold is used to complete tasks of other trade-workers at heights.
a scaffold maybe used to protect sidewalks from falling objects when construction is going on overhead.

a swing-stage used by window washers and re-placers are suspended type scaffolds
Scaffold by Scaff1325 December 12, 2010

scaffold 

A cartilage peircing in the ear.

There are two holes that are both aligned so that one bar (scaffold) will go through both of them without twisting the ear.

They are quite unusual and they look really cool.

You normally have to get both holes pierced at the same time (when I got mine they used the same needle but you don't have to) but I know a guy who got the second one done later and just made sure it would line up.
I have a scaffold piercing - it hurt like buggery! Stupid school rules don't let me wear it though so I have to wear a retainer bar and a LeBrette.
scaffold by GLJ March 24, 2007

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)
Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.
Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.
Penis scaffold by marg the barge September 23, 2012

Scaffolded 

Scaffolded {past tense} is the act of having been a participant in a scaffolding.

Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.
John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.
Scaffolded by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Scaffolding 

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
Scaffolding by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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