Saddle Sniffer

Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.

“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”

by Williamsven January 19, 2011

Saddle Raped

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.

Why is Vic hunched over today?

Bertha must of saddle raped him last night.

by Margo667 May 27, 2009

Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."

Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!

by the "R" February 19, 2010

the sultry saddle

He lies down with his knees bent and legs apart, and you sort of slot in the middle at right angles to his body. With one hand on his chest, and the other on his lower leg, rock back and forth until he's hitting the right spot.

Have you done the "the Sultry Saddle"? Excellent position. You have to try it.

by lovclyglrl March 17, 2016

Saddle fancy

The act of wearing a cowboy hat or cowboy boots to an urban environment

Matt: Did you see Jim at the Prom last weekend?

Chuck: Yeah, he was looking pretty Saddle Fancy if I remember correctly.

by Spiggotblister March 28, 2010

Saddle Sisters

Two ladies who have both ridden the same penis. The feminine form of the term Tunnel Brothers.

' Fuck yeah, I banged Johnny last night!' - Sally
' Mate, so did Mary last week, congratulations, you're Saddle Sisters now!' - Gertrude
'That's etch...' - Sally

by AZAR June 5, 2014

saddle

slang for the street drug known as "ketamine"

the drug best known as a "horse tranquilizer", makes users feel like they are indeed riding on the saddle

"Hey dude wanna take a bump of saddle?"

by David Keairns December 17, 2019