smullet

a person who tends to smell badly frequently and fashions their hair in the style of a mullet

"SMULLET! Get some deo!"

by ashelyn September 21, 2007

smult

Smult = a whore,slut,tramp,and etc. Its similar to saying slut. for example : some people say sexy while others might say smexy. its the same, just different spellings!

That smult just took my boyfriend.
x
x
wow, she's such a whore.

by ZombiexMuffin December 2, 2007

smutzler

one who is stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol,intentional damaging events involving automobiles,someone who smokes marijuana habitually.

"Yo man ,you got my 1/8th?-Nah bro, I havent seen Smutzler yet"

"What happened to that Audi? The rear fender is crushed in?-I dunno man,looks like a smutzler got to it though"

by Yea Boi July 16, 2008

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 23, 2010

smuzza

the ugly bitch that no-one wants to shag.

Look at her... She's a smuzza!!

by pstaker October 24, 2010

Smultsey

First used on an episode of the The Simpsons. Used to describe an overly lovey emotional state. Its like having a period and watching chick flicks. Its the ending to every family movie and family oriented sit com. Its fucking disgusting.

"What a smultsey ending." This would be declared as the family resolves all their issues in a comedic way. Like Sara had her first period, but the show ends with some cheesy routine joke to take ur mind off the drama. Just watch any ending to Everybody Loves Reymond and you'll understand.

by tomcoll80 October 4, 2011

Smulligan

The act of having sex a second time after either poor performance during or lack of memory of the first encounter. A sexual "do-over."

"Wow. I swear that never happens to me. Smulligan?"

-or-

*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"

by Mopedkiller December 27, 2011