Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.

The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.

by KarithianColes March 5, 2022

Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 13, 2019

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015

Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.

You are a Smoosh

by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019