Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

smokealotopotamus

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot

1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?

by HottMesss March 15, 2010

Smokeginity

a non existent essence within a person before they first smoke weed, it is something that isn't, rather then something that is, once said smoke-virgin has smoked for the first time their smokeginity is taken.

often a before someones smokeginity is taken they are closed of to the ways of drugs and are highly convinced they are evil and bad for you.

Sarah-what are you doing on Friday?
Hannah- I'm hanging out with Patrick, i'm gonna take his Smokeginity .
Sarah- woah, I thought that kid would never smoke weed!

by Python27 August 30, 2014

Smoke & Run

The act of smoking pot with your friend and then ditching them just to get high. Which is usually done when you have ran out of your own pot to smoke.

Joe: Dang I just realized how late it was, I'd better go, I have to be at my girls place at 9 tonight.

Matt: Bullshit! I got you high, you can't Smoke & Run that shit is old school!

by Stoney Rock March 14, 2011

smoke criminal

A common phrase used to refer to Jack Yip AKA Stewie2K who plays professional CounterStrike. He got the alias after appearing on the ESEA scene where he was infamous for pushing through smokes, surprising veteran CS players, whom had never seen such aggression on CS in a long time.

Stewie2K is back at it again, the smoke criminal, pushing through HIS OWN smoke.

by TheDefinitionNazi March 1, 2018

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004