smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

smoked

Getting Shot.

I heard Sean Got smoked Last night

by Trizzy Tre April 23, 2015

Smoodgy

Soft and cuddly

My husband loves his smoodgy green blankie

by Jellybeanhelene January 20, 2017

smoked a dookie

To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."

by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018

Smoked

When a place is extremely busy to the point of being insane.

Yo bro party city is gonna be smoked right now. It’s halloween.

by Jognnt Mads October 30, 2019