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Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020
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Be Smooth

(1) Like saying good bye
(2) is like telling someone to keep their head up, things will get better, to keep up ur hustle
(3)compliments... Ex: when one black guy says to another as they are seperating "stay smooth,"

(keep it up, stay doing what your doing, be good,be healthy, live well)
"Ok I'll see you later bruh, Be Smooth"
"Man ur doin really well, Stay Smooth"
by Truth Howard December 17, 2017
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smoth

An animal that is a cross between a moth and a sloth. A person could possibly attain the metaphysical properties of a smoth if he or she is baptized in the waters beneath a dome-like structure that is beside a lake.
He's moving like a smoth! I feel like a smoth! You wakeboard like a smoth! I AM A SMOTH!
by DJF2 August 10, 2009
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Rick Smooth

That Rick Smooth sure is living the crazy life.
by Servo3 January 21, 2009
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nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.
Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.
by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009
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rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.
by 50 cal August 20, 2009
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Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
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