shizer

two german girls crapping on each others mouth

dude i just saw this nasty shizer

by ben mccubbins July 8, 2003

Smiler

Smiler - A.K.A Magic Fingers

Is a person originating from Dorset who unknown to man has an uncontrolable desire to smile what ever the occasion. Is also a person who has an atractive anglo-african monther and gets owned by old welsh men called Roy (A.K.A The Boy).

Random Welsh Bystander (from Lampeter): Oh look...there goes Smiler!

by Smilers Friends January 31, 2010

dan-smiertka

1. one who dresses like a complete fag.
ex. tight red/green/blue skinny jeans, low, vibrant colored v-necks and excessively high spiked hair.

"Dude, you look like dan-smiertka today with your new jeans and shirt."
"You might want to brush your hair. It's looking a little like dan-smiertka's."

by lllllaaaaaaalalala :) January 8, 2009

Star trek skizer

A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.

yo man Nyota Uhura played by Zoe Saldana in the new Star Track movie is a star trek skizer.

by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009

The Smiler

A Rollercoaster at alton towers in which you loose your legs

im going to loose my legs on the smiler today
ok have a good one mate

by Timmy Tuncan December 2, 2020

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

smize

To participate in the deliberate planning and execution in the planning of imbibing smoke derived of burning marijuana.

Meredith is my favorite person with which to smize.

by WILL you smoke with me? December 5, 2005