Milkshakes

1. A yummy drink thing made out of ice cream and milk and shaked together.

2. boobs!

"My milkshakes bring all boys to the yard."

by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes March 18, 2008

Jersey Milkshake

A sexual act originating in New Jersey in which the giver defecates in his/her hands. He/she then proceeds to rub said shit all over the recipient's breasts in a vigorous, circular motion. The giver then adds the finishing touch of a smooth, creamy cum concoction to the rich, dutch cacao. The ingredients are swirled and mixed together once more, creating a most delicate medley of sinfully rich flavors and leaving wide grins on both partners' faces.

Vinny: Ay yo, Steffie's been acting like a fuckin' bitch all day.
Joey: I've got just the remedy.
Vinny: What?
Joey: Bitch needs a nice jersey milkshake!
Vinny: Ay!
-Fist pumps all around-

by boobletits May 4, 2010

dirtpipe milkshake

A sexual act involving anal sex in which one person ejaculates into another's rectum. That person then proceeds to pass the semen back out of their anus and then eats it.

"She just had a dirtpipe milkshake."

by jl;kjl;jk May 18, 2008

i drink your milkshake

An EPIC line used by Daniel Day Lewis, playing the character Daniel Plainview, in the movie "There Will Be Blood".

Properly used when one achieves victory or PWNage after taking something of another's when said n00b was unaware of what was going on.

Friend 1: I just found out my wife was sleeping with my brother behind my back...

Friend 2: d00d! He drank your milkshake!

Brother of friend 1: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!

by Wattzor February 23, 2010

Mayan Milkshake

Similar to the Sacajawean Smoothie, but with more of a Mexican flair. This sexual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical Mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. Once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and "blends" the milkshake with his manhood.

Hey Liz, are you hungry for a Mayan Milkshake?

by Marty Feinstein March 26, 2011

pumpkin milkshaked

to have received anal sex. See accidental pumpkin milkshake

Patsy totally got pumpkin milkshaked last night behind the McDonalds with the fry boy.

by Lauren & Val September 19, 2005

winter hare’s milkshake

when a girl has cold milk, ice cream, and ice water is put up her ass and held with a bunny tail plug before having sex.

my girlfriend decided to give me a winter hare’s milkshake, the sex was great and I got a milkshake after.

by TheIcekingofmemes September 12, 2019