petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

sideshow

burnin dem figure 8's in da middle of a intersection.....in da town (oakland)

my patna got arrested and got his car inpounded last night at da sideshow last night at 700 and holly!!

by Big Dick Tj.. HAyWArD wAt It B lIKe! February 21, 2004

sidestepping

sidestepping is a car racing term. This term only applies to cars with manual transmissions. The slightest edge of the left foot will be on the clutch and the clutch pedal will be all the way down to the floor, so when the car is ready to launch from standstill, the driver will simply move his toe and pop the clutch.

did u see how fast he took off the line?
he must of been sidestepping.

by aaton January 27, 2008

Smiles

A generic nickname for a happy person with an amazing smile.

"There's this beautiful girl who has an intoxicating smile that I have started to call Smiles."

by ThomasEnglishChessGangster May 27, 2014

skidespræller

A skidespræller is a person who does dumb things, like drinking bleach

OMG Jens you are such a skidespræller

by BanditteN March 18, 2016

Sidespray

When a male is urinating, there is the main stream that goes in the pointed direction, and the small trickle tgoes elsewhere, usually on the seat of the toilet or one's clothing.

Person 1: Dude what did you spill on you shoe?

Person 2: Oh I was taking a piss and got some sidespray on my sneakers.

by The Master of Dicc May 24, 2018

smiles shittly

you fake a smile so much that it looks like you're shitting.

"wow that was so funny *smiles shittly*"

by smiles shittly September 5, 2021