The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"
"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"
by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006
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V. To satisfy the priapism.
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by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013
Get the spattered mug.the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.
"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."
"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."
"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."
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Comes from 'skutters', to 'have the skutters' which is to have the the shits, diarrhea, the squirts etc.
Comes from 'skutters', to 'have the skutters' which is to have the the shits, diarrhea, the squirts etc.
by Jim Flourish August 29, 2006
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