SMEAR

A famous Los Angeles tagger turned gallery artist. He started killing the streets of LA hard in 1997 and has been painting canvas since about 2005. He's been featured in numerous Los Angeles Times articles, one of which revealed his identity (Cristian Gheorghiu) to the masses after a highly publicized graffiti arrest in 2009.

I was walking down Sunset and saw Smear tags like on fucking everything!

Are you going to the Opening of Smear's artshow on Friday?

by Slimey Sal August 17, 2011

smeraldo

big boss; real dangerous person; someone to respect

Can't fuck with that smeraldo.

by unpappadinome October 30, 2010

Smear

Cocaine, baking soda, and water mixed up on a sheet of foil then smeared across the foil and smoked.

Person #1 Hey man what's up with this smear?

Person #2 This shit is getting me all jacked up!!

by TDynamite January 14, 2009

poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

by seximexi October 9, 2003

pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012