SmarterChild

A scary man-whore child molesting robot that will try to have a conversation with you. Usually the conversation ends up with it trying to molest you.

Yacko6: Do you have sex with other robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

Yacko6: want me to take off my pants?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Yacko6: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.

Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: You're a child molester.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific.
Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough?
SmarterChild: (No answer)

by Austin Merath August 26, 2006

smarter child

an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.

real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.

by Brigid89 August 19, 2006

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.

Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.

by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.

Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!

by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005

Slatter

Another term for "whore" or a "lady of the night."

In Tru Blood, Bill tells Jessica that he doesn't want her out in public looking like a slatter.

by Ember69 August 4, 2010

Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

by The gray fox August 31, 2019