Smurfff

My stupid friend eve: also known as a smurfff who is 3'2, wears a white hat, blue pigmented skin, and smells like a dead fish wrapped in pig intestine

Eve is a dirty smurfff

by Ebisu_17 March 29, 2023

SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023

Smartfood

An American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn that is made by the Frito-Lay company.

Smartfood was brought to market with the help of the Yandow family.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Smartfood

an American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn made by the Frito-Lay company

Smartfood was first created in 1985 by Andrew Martin - chairman and CEO, Ken Meyers- VP of operations, and Martin's wife Annie Withey- VP of consumer relations

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

smaffer

the thing where the dog bark hurts the adult orphanage. Where the adult orphans r at.

when is the chip shop open?

smaffer

by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023

snarffling

Too sit in a warm tub of water and fart biting the bubbles as they surface

Snarffling act of farting in a tub of water and eating the fart bubbles

by The fizzed glitz snake December 30, 2023

Snarff

The act of smelling the seat of a bike after someone has ridden on it.

"Hey man, why don't you go snarff her bike bro?"

by Nick Kolson Jr February 26, 2024