Smupleplup

Greek word for big feet.

"You know what they say about people with smupleplup"

by Loominati666 October 15, 2014

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

Smallered

To have made something smaller(past tense)

Wow, that number was smallered.

by Tyce(BigMan) October 19, 2022

maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

smale

To put somebody in an awkward position.

I felt so smaled when Joe pushed me against the wall and sang the Hannah Montana theme song.

by CadnelGirls April 12, 2011