lumberjack smack down

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees

"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

smackronyms

annoying 3 letter abbreviations (aka, acronyms) that idiots sprinkle throughout conversation, email, and general communication to make themselves appear smarter/hipper than they really are. Smackronyms that generate confusion or condescension are especially prevalent during conversations between supervisors and their direct reports.

"Before COB tommorrow, please convert all MQL's to SQL's and load to CRM for direct post to SLT for QTD and YOY Results in Q1!"..."WTF? Lay off the smackronyms and speak english!"

by mcmuffintop May 12, 2008

Smack-down

To shut someone up by making them look like a dumbass. Mainly, when a person believes’s they are right about a certain thing but, are in fact wrong. For example they believe a (i.e. Person made a certain song) but it fact it is a totally different person so they are proved wrong and humiliated in front of a crowd. It is normally proclaimed by one of the on lookers if they believe the diss is worthy of the recognition.

1. Person 1: "I dont care what you say, drinking everyday is better then smoking weed every day for your body."
Person 2: "Your a fucking moron you obviously believe everything D.A.R.E taught you!"
Crowd: "Ahahahahahahahahah"
Person 3: "Smack-down"

by [J.C] October 29, 2005

mackdown

Any event wherein some serious macking is going on. See: mack

You shoulda been at Otter's last night, it was a serious mackdown.

by Fargo April 8, 2004

rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life December 9, 2008