Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"

"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."

by JMFS13 July 15, 2014

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smutface

(n) a derogatory term used to describe smuts while speaking directly to them.

Wrong Example: "You're a smut."

Correct Example: "You're a disgusting, dirty (but still kinda hot) smutface and I'll only sleep with you while wearing a condom and if no one finds out about it."

by EmersonLives November 11, 2014

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Sunfaced

When you go to take a picture and the sun is shining on your face or someone in your squad's face and completely washes out all the features on their face, leaving only eyes and sometimes a mouth.

Friend one: "This pic is totally gram-worthy! Postin it!"
Friend two: "Wait wait let me see bro"
*Shows picture*
Friend two: "You can't post that! I got totally Sunfaced, dumbass."

by Mitt Romknee June 25, 2015

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shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019

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