You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.
by aces17 July 08, 2006
The brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your anus during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. Known causes: beer (in large enough quantities), Mexican food (in any quantity), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, Mexican food places, etc.), and from having sex with ugly women (or so I've heard).
Mary was mad at Joe because he stole her stapler. She confronted him and said "hey, Joe, why don't you go suck down a turd slurry."
by Joker_TX April 15, 2009
Someone who looks and acts completely innocent but when near alcohol:
Gets incredibly drunk
Dances innapropriately aka : skanking
Hooks up with randoms
Gets incredibly drunk
Dances innapropriately aka : skanking
Hooks up with randoms
Crissy: jeez ur such a undercover slurry
Jay: i cant remember last night
Crissy: its always the quiet ones.
Jay: i cant remember last night
Crissy: its always the quiet ones.
by ScarletPartyxx August 30, 2008
by Jesse dichristofaro-counter strike November 18, 2006
by Nixxolas April 08, 2011
Fictional (hopefully) cocktail made up of a collection of spilled drinks from the dance floors of 'The Osprey' club in Manasquan, NJ. This legendary drink is concocted by no other than the white-haired bouncer/bar back that is seen mopping up floors in the early part of an Osprey night. His sentinel like stealth and proclivity to cleanup is unparalleled along the Jersey Shore. Whether true or not, this mythical tale is believed to be due, in part, by the extremely odd and uneasy beer selection at 'The Osprey', which includes, Corona in a tall boy can, fosters, molson ice, amongst other weird and varied beers of all sizes too large to drink before it warms to a piss-like temperature. The slang term, 'O-slurry' can be used to describe the formed slurry of spilt beverages on any dance floor.
Greg overheard the white-haired bar back saying, "An O-slurry a day keeps me strong and handsome." That's so creepy!
by pgpolli_2 May 26, 2010
"David needs to stop hooking up with so many slutty girls, he is turning into a bit of a Slurry Muncher."
by starsea July 24, 2014