Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

Bathroom surgery

Cutting yourself in the bathroom.

"She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio

by muirne December 17, 2017

surgerize

To perform surgery. Verb.

When her knees repeatedly buckled, she was surgerized.

by Surgerize May 4, 2018

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

Double Slugger

Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.

Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?

by VFX Pro May 27, 2010

Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 21, 2011