Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013

Snotted

When you fuck the guy about to fuck your girl to assert dominance thus cucking your girl.

Mitchell fucked Brian so Brian couldn't fuck his girl thus Brian was Snotted

by Bigboipants May 12, 2018

Snotted

To laugh so hard that snot comes flying out of your nose.

When April slipped off the diving board, Taryn busted out laughing, launching a ball of snot into the pool.

"Guys," she said, still giggling, "I snotted in the pool!"

by Nick (the last cowboy) July 8, 2009

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

snotted

1.to sneeze
2. to have snot come out of your nose

you snotted all over my hoodie!

by Mer Mer June 27, 2005