Slunder

How snails move. Because they don't run, slide or slither. So they slunder, which is all three.

1. "My pet snail slundered away."

2. "My pet snail ran away."
"You mean slundered.

by Hollie and Alda June 17, 2009

Sonder

The realization that everyone around you has a life outside of yours, complete with their own thoughts, feelings, and emotions. You could potentially be just a passing figure on the street to them.

Sam and I were sondering down the street one day.

by shrek's Wife November 25, 2012

Sloner

A boner aquired while sleeping. A sleep boner.

Guy 1: Hey man I had such a sloner last night
Guy 2: Why man what were you dreaming about?
Guy 1: Your mom dawg.

by The D Murf February 8, 2009

slender

slender is term meaning skinny and long

the man is very slender.

by CrazyGamer840 September 5, 2017

Slander

Ruining the reputation of someone

The news station slander the pop star

by unknownweirdo January 31, 2019

Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004