When it’s cold and snowy outside and you take your own feces in a bag in your pant pocket to warm up your genitalia, repeatedly puncturing the bag to let the warm and wet excretion moisten your pants.
by anonymous December 4, 2024

by Fork swag 567 September 22, 2016

A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.
"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."
by SirWubbs February 20, 2025

by Fairbridge July 9, 2021

Oh my god, you read her? She's such a slog. And she's hooked up with Brian Van at The Magician, too.
by we are your fek June 25, 2008

by susmongus June 29, 2023

by lovrocool January 3, 2021
