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Slooded

Slooded is the same as the word "Baked" ususally related to being high off Marijuana.
Tre : Dude im hella baked.
Nibreezy : Me too dawg' im straight slooded.
Tre : Hell yeah.
by Nibreezy July 14, 2010
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smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
by Zamial March 26, 2017
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page slidder

when reading a rather interesting book on your itouch/iphone ebook.
similar to a page clicker
Harry found The Scarlett Letter that he was reading on his iphone to be a real page slidder
by 13bree13 March 6, 2011
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olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.
Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!
by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010
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Sledding Oil

Please refer to Striking Oil and Tobogganing before reading this description. In order to achieve the feat known as Sledding Oil one must first have a partner and several bottles of lube. First pour the lube into your partners ass, then stick your penis into the asshole. Now you must ride your partner down a flight of stairs. Once you reach the end of the stairs remove your penis, once removed your partner will spew a spray of shit and lube combination lolol.
tom: Hey babe wanna try sledding oil?
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ

Example #2

"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
by Retardo Escabar (Kelv, Rich) November 2, 2009
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Slopdoctor

Refers to any individual who is exceptionally filthy in at least one aspect of his or her life (filthy in the literal sense - dirty, unclean, begrimed).

Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.
Person #1 - Hey man, somebody left rotting chicken flesh all over your counter, and the juices all drained out and glued your dishes to the counter-top. And for fuck's sake there's even maggots!

Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.

Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?

Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.

Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.

Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...
by Jonny Balls and the Seadogs March 30, 2009
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Sodding wank

Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.

Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
jim: WTF mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding wank
by mrrawrs April 29, 2010
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