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Dick Stick

Another name for a rifle grenade used in Call Of Duty: World At War.

Treyarch's version of the noob toob used on CoD 4.
Damnit! i just got killed with a Dick Stick!
by DP12691 March 30, 2009
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dick stick slap

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick
ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night
by slang master daddy April 26, 2009
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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"
by Toblerones April 14, 2021
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dick stick

1) someone who actually looks up dick stick on urban dictionary

2) the reason why dudes find it necesary to constantly "re-adjust" themselves aka: grab their wang

3) some one who goes 25 in a 55
duuude look at that dick stick!he's playin ball in the parking lot!!
by ramrod69 March 28, 2007
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stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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dick stick

When a male puts a females lipstick on the tip of his penis and rubs it on a females lips.
Guys I dick sticked a chick.
by FloppyNuggit July 16, 2019
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