dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 09, 2019
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Dick slap

The act of someone pulling their penis and letting it slap against someone’s face.
Keep trying me, when I dick slap you don’t be surprised
by Bdt December 11, 2018
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by Galliuim April 15, 2022
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2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
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Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 04, 2020
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